A little boy got on the bus, sat next
to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on
backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his
collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said,
'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy
doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and
answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said,
''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said.
'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to
reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,
and put your pants on backwards instead of your
collar."
backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his
collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said,
'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy
doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and
answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said,
''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said.
'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to
reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,
and put your pants on backwards instead of your
collar."
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