100% you will laugh
Interview in a Govt department under the Handicap Quota.
Interviewer: Are you handicapped?
Guy: Ya, I lost my balls in a bomb blast.
Interviewer: Ok, you are selected. Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure that you are here at 11am everyday.
Puzzled, the guy asks:- Why 11, when the timing is from 9?
Interviewer:- It's a Govt job, first 2 hours we just sit around scratching our balls..What the fuck will you do?
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