1. One fine day, Najib, Muyhiddin and parliament members were on the
way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed
to the hospital. When the reporters at the hospital asked, the doctor shook
his head "We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."
Reporters:"How about Muyhiddin?"
Doctor:"We were unable to rescue him either ..."
Reporters:"Who have you saved?"
The doctor was excited:" Malaysia is now saved!"
2. Election campaign time -- car load of politicians were involved in a car accident.
A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead.
He buried all the passengers.Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer
and asked where all the politicians were and was told that they had all been buried.
Police: "Did they all die?"
Farmer: "Hmmm.....Dr.Mahathir was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him"
Police: "Then why did you bury him !!? "
Farmer: "You know, Dr.M never tells the truth."