Saturday, March 28, 2015

King's Ass

This is a killer.��

A King enrolled his donkey in a. race & won.

Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The king fainted.... Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.

Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"

The king died... !!

Thats Media ��

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Warranty

Just a Joke ��

ching ming is jus around the corner:

Yesterday I went to buy joss sticks and joss paper to pray for my ancestors. The towkay asked me if I want to buy paper iphone to burn for my ancestors.

I said they know how to use or not? He said Steve Jobs already there, can teach them to use. I said ok loh. He asked want to buy casing? I also said ok.

Next he asked me if I wanted Bluetooth? I said might as well loh. What about charger? I said need charger meh? He said of course lah, after battery no power how? So I bought the charger also.

Then I asked for his name card. He said why you need my name card?

I said I burn for my ancestors. For warranty claim, they contact you direct!! ????

Monday, March 23, 2015

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Happy