A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......
: Prize winning message of the year :
Wife at night : Tell me how much did Sachin score in 2003 world cup against Pakistan?
Husband : 98, why u are asking ?
Wife : Now tell me why you didn't wish me for my birthday since morning ?
Husband couldn't even say, I have a bad memory
This is called...
Check n mate...……
A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised
because his all answers were seemingly correct!Do you feel that he was wrongly penalized??
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.
Ans.- On His Birthday.
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!
Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..
Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In whiskey Glass."