Monday, October 20, 2014

Malaysian Jokes

Malaysian Jokes



1.  One fine day, Najib, Muyhiddin and parliament members were on the
     way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed
     to the hospital. When the reporters at the hospital asked, the  doctor shook
     his head "We have done our best to rescue the PM but  ..."
     Reporters:"How about Muyhiddin?"
     Doctor:"We were unable to rescue him either ..."
     Reporters:"Who have you saved?"
     The doctor was excited:" Malaysia  is now saved!"

2.  Election campaign time -- car load of politicians were involved in a car accident.
     A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead.
     He buried all the passengers.Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer
     and asked where all the politicians were and was told that they had all been buried.
     Police: "Did they all die?"
     Farmer: "Hmmm.....Dr.Mahathir was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him"
     Police: "Then why did you bury him !!? "
     Farmer: "You know, Dr.M never tells the truth."

:)

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Grass Banker

One afternoon a wealthy bank ceo was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the banker said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the Banker replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the banker answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Banker and said, "Sir, you are too kind.

Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The banker replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust bankers....and there is nothing like KIND BANKERS !!!

:)))))

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Wednesday, September 24, 2014