Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Woman's Wishes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  

The frog  said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant  you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog , and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish  for, your husband will get times ten!" 

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful  woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome  man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." 



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.  Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

 All female's Stop right here only male scroll down further.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. ��


Moral of the story: Women THINK they're really smarter than men.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. 

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! 

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

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Killer Test

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Scroll down for answer.

Think about it.

*Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance. (If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my distribution list...)



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