Saturday, August 31, 2013

Friday, August 30, 2013

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Friday, August 9, 2013

Who Is Better

Two gods, Karbara and Mula, were arguing with each other on who is the most famous in the human community. The arguing continued all day and night.

Since they could not come to a decision, they agreed on a simple test.

There are two trees in the park with a path between them. Karbara will tie a thin strong string between the trees such that if anyone walks on the path, they're doomed to trip and fall.

The test here is the name of the god the person will shout when the person trips.

The first guy came along, and tripped on the string and cried "Oh Karbara!". Karbara gave a smile to Mula who gave back a rude face.

The second guy came along, tripping on the string and cried "Oh Mula!". Mula gave a smile to Karbara who gave back a rude face.

The third guy came along, and tripped on the string and cried "Which idiot tied this here?".

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Liar Sermon

"Folks," said the old priest, "the subject of my sermon this evening is liars.

How many in the congregation have read the 69th Chapter of Mathew?"

Nearly every hand in the audience was raised.

"You are just the folks I want to preach to," said the priest.

"There ain`t no 69th Chapter of Mathew."

Monday, August 5, 2013

Ghostly Drive

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.

The passenger screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!"

The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window.

The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again.

The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're doing 80 now."

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

They were driving about 100mph, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!"

The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Surgeons Operations

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think Accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered."

"I think Librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered.

"The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on Electricians, all their organs are color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on Lawyers because they are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and a**es are interchange-able."