Friday, February 29, 2008

Bush and the Parachute Bag

A plane is about crash.
There are 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says :

" I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football
world needs me, and i cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the parachute and jumps out of the plane.


The second passenger, Hillary Cinton, says :

" I am the wife of the former president of the United States. I am
the Senator of New York and i have a good chance of being the president
of the United States in the future."

She grabs the parachute and jumps off the plane.


The third passenger, George W Bush says:

"I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge
responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president
in the history of the my country and can 't shun the responsibility
to my people by dying."

He grabs a pack and jumps of the plane.


The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young
school boy:

" I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should
and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of
your life ahead of you."


To this the little boy says:

"Don't fret old man .....
There is a parachute for each of us !!!
The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....."

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Best Break Up letter I seen :)

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his girlfriend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.


Love,
Becky........


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for
any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care