Singapore advise on haze

Haze and bra effort

Saudi Prince

a saudi prince goes to germany to study. a month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "berlin is wonderful, people are nice and i like it here, but i'm ashamed to go to school in my gold mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.". sometime later, he gets a letter from his dad with a $10million cheque saying: "stop embarrasing us, go and get yourself a train too."

Ferrari or beer

A Man/Woman Conversation!

Lady: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Lady: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Lady: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5 with a tip

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 20 years, I suppose

Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari? 

Sindhi vs Einstein

Einstein & a Sindhhi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

SINDHI doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it's the sindhi's turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives sindhi $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Sindhi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5..  .

Einstein fainted.....

Moral of the story, you might be Einstein, don't take panga with Sindhi where money is concerned..... they are smarter than even Einstein...
If you are sindhi fwd this msg to entire world