Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Priest Collar Joke

A little boy got on the bus, sat next
 to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on
 The little boy asked why he wore his
  collar backwards.
 The man, who was a priest, said,
 'I am a Father.'
 The little boy replied, 'My Daddy
 doesn't wear his collar like that.'
 The priest looked up from his book and
  answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
 The boy said,
 ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
 The priest, getting impatient, said.
  'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to
 reading his book.
 The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
 leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,
 and put your pants on backwards instead of your