Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace’.
The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says Your Eminence’.
The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness’.
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well….?'
She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 38D-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, Oh My God’.
��
