Thursday, March 6, 2008

Ahmed the Arab

Ahmed the Arab came to the Sydney from the Middle
East, and he was only here a few months when he
became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but
none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an
Arab doctor who said,' Take dees bocket, go into de
odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and
den put your head down over de bocket and breathe
in de fumes for ten minutes.' Ahmed took the bucket,
went into the other room, shit in the bucket,
pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the
fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor
he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong
with me?' The doctor said, 'You were homesick...