A guy called a company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb.
weight loss programme.
The next day, there was a knock on the door and there
stood before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign
around her neck.
She introduced herself as a representative of the weight
The sign read
"If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he took off after her. A few
miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gave up. The
same girl showed up for the next four days and the same thing
On the fifth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to
find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He then called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound
The next day there was a knock at the door and there
stood the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he had ever
seen in his life.
She was wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
around her neck that read
"If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he was out of the door after her like a shot. This
girl was in excellent shape and he did his best, but no such
luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happened with him
gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighed himself, he
discovered that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decided to go for broke and called the company to order
the 7-day/50 pound programme.
"Are you sure?" asked the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replied, "I haven't felt this good
The next day there was a knock at the door; and when he
opened it he found a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his
neck that read
"If I catch you, your ar5e is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week.