A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the
counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg,
who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.
Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.
Picking
himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The producer
ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #$@#$@!!#! My dad
perished in that bombing!".
"I am not Japanese, you stupid
Nincompoop! I am a Chinese !". "Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese,
Chinese, Vietnamese...you are all the same!"
Regaining his
composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the
bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a
deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.
"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.
"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg...you are all the same!"
